Funny Hell Rell Facts…

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Hell Rell’s face is the last active Volcano in the U.S.

Hell Rell’s face was the original DJ needle used to scratch records.

Hell Rell sparked the Boston Tea Party cause a pilgrim bouncer said his name wasnt on the list.

Hell Rell’s face is the real reason behind the the leather basketball coming back.

Hell Rell chews dice in his off-time.

Hell Rell crys rocks.

There’s a lot more…

Hell Rell was the first crack dealer….to cook crack with his own face.

Hell Rell was behind the Watergate Scandal.

Mayor Bloomberg passed a law to make Rell’s facial secretions into a new bridge.

-The last person that tried Hell Rell is being served as a breakfast special at Denny’s right now

-Oil isnt pumped from underground, it is really Hell Rells bath water

-The cure for aids was found almost 30 years ago, but Hell Rell didnt let them release it because he rather “watch homos die slow”

-The top five greatest rappers alive are: 1.Hell Rell 2. Hell Rell 3. Hell Rell 4. Hell Rell 5. Hell Rell

-Grand Theft Auto is really a biography of Hell Rell. It was originally called “Ruger Stories”

-The U.S. didnt really drop a atomic bomb….they parachuted Hell Rell into Hiroshima and unleashed him.

-Hell Rell watches prison executions for entertainment.

-The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out

-Hell Rells brother plays the caveman in the Geico commercials

-Hell Rell and his reflection got BEEF

-The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out

-Hell Rell’s album won’t have his face on the front cover…thank god

-Hell Rell ends mirror’s lives like Brandy’s driving

-Hell Rell tried to duplicate his face on Saint’s Row…the game crashed

-Hell Rell lets his son use his face as a punching bag

-Hell Rell was involved in a car accident….the car lost

-Hell Rell was cloned in 1993…the result, Craig Mack

-The prision gaurds at Guantanamo Bay use pictures of Hell Rell to have the detainees talk. They say it works better then hypnotism

-Hell Rell was originally cast as Jeffrey on Fresh Prince, but after he pimp slapped Uncle Phil for eating the last Oreo, his contract was terminated.

-Hell Rell had to have his ruger surgically removed from his hand after birth.

-Hell Rell shaves with broken beer bottles.

-Hell Rell has been credited as co-inventor of the wheel.

-Hell Rell was smoking a blunt with God and Satan, they was all chilling, Rell thought Satan would beat God in a fight, God wasn’t on some ***** **** so beat the **** outta Satan, after this they were never friends and created heaven and hell, with Hell Rell the middle man (earth).

-It was Hell Rell who parted the Red Sea, not Moses.

-Hell Rell is environmentally friendly, he drinks petrol (to quich his first) and then pisses it into to his car for fuel, he then inhales the fumes, his lungs automatically turn it into fresh oxygen.

-Hell Rell has a cousin that raps in Memphis that goes by the moniker of Crunchy Black

Hell Rell tried to make himself in to a vampire one time so he would not have to look in to a mirror

When hell rell turns his back to the sky we call this phenomenon “The Night “

God had to send Jesus to die for our sins cause Hell Rell Can not be killed

Beyonce tried to leave ‘Jay-z for Hell Rell, But hell rell told her his true love was … The Color Black

A man was revived by Hell Rells pee we call this drink red bull ….

Hell rell once fuck a groupie on a tractor… he left the codom on the tractor and this became optimus-Prime

The wrinkles in Hell Rell’s face when place under a microscope mimick the Grand Canyon.